Zestfully Interesting & Pizzazy LEET Orderly Collective

Just like any collective, ZIPLOC needed someone to write for them. Specifically, a news reporter--or a newser if you will. This news reporter had to be many things: smart, dependable, and LEET. After a long search, which recruited a fellow ZIPLOC member, Rose R, to be ZIPLOC's *official* newser. Rose gracefully swallows a raw oyster  on the Oregon coast. Rose R is a loyal ZIPLOC member, actually one of the first. She enjoys dancing around in her pjs, singing Taylor Swift, and eating food--amongst other things. Her passions include: playing with her dog, Daisy, sitting naked on buckets, and shuffling through old photos. She hasn't been writing for a long time, but will be gaining new experience through her internship as a newser. She hopes to make ZIPLOC proud! Oh, and she isn't pizzazy or zesty--simply interesting.

By: Anni Is your morning routine LEET enough? Take  this quiz  to find out. 1-3: IDK What's happening what's wrong with you bro? 4-7: You are so leeeeetttt 8-10: LEET LEGENDDDDDD

Are you more zestful or pizzazy? Take  this quiz   to find out. 0-3: You're super zestful. In fact, your the zestiest. 4-6: You are, in fact, interesting. The perfect mix. 7-10: You are super pizzazy. In fact, almost too pizzazy.

Leety Lifestyle? Go to  THIS LEET QUIZ  to find out. Here's the guide to your leetness: 1-6 points: You aren't living the leet lifestyle. No, not one bit. 7-12: You'll get there--you're sorta living leet. But there's room for growth. 13-16: YO! You're leaving to the leetest potential.

Do you want to know who else is leet around you? Duh, of course you do. ‘Cause knowing who is and isn’t leet is super important in order for you, yourself, to be leet. If you want to know who’s less or more leet than you, simply purchase a leet radar. However, leet radars are really hard to find. So, here’s how to DIY your own. DIY LEET RADAR: Materials: -2 cups of self dignity -All of your leetness -A smidge of self pride -A single hair tie 1. Throw out your self dignity and self pride, because we won’t need those. 2. Charge your single hair tie with your leetness. You can do this by wearing it in your hair or on your wrist for a day of living the most leet possible. 3. Now, whenever you need a leet radar, take your hair tie and put it on your wrist. Wave your hand around the person who you are radaring. If you feel your leet radar charging (receiving more leetness), than this person is leet. If there is no charge, than this person is in fact not leet or not l...

No matter one’s leet status, they can ever be leet enough. You could be a thousand percent leet and still need more leetness. (Plus, there is no one as leet as Queen Clarice, our savior.) If you want to raise your leet status, you can change both your lifestyle and frame of mind. Here’s how to change your lifestyle to reach maximum leetness: -Ignore anyone who isn’t leet enough. -Eat only food that is leet. -Wear clothing that projects your leetness. -Walk through the halls with a leet additude. -Have a super leet necklace you wear and whenever some one is being not leet and rude, just wave your leet necklace in their faces and walk off. -Flip your hair (or ponytail) in a super leet way. Here’s how to change your mindset to reach maximum leetness: -Think only leet thoughts -Act on these leet thoughts -Get yourself a leet radar -Dream in leet -BE LEETER And that, my friends, is how to be leet.

Are you ACTUALLY LEET? Take this  LEET QUIZ  to see your actual leetness. The higher the score, the leeter you be.