How To Acheive The Leetest Version of Yourself

No matter one’s leet status, they can ever be leet enough. You could be a thousand percent leet and still need more leetness. (Plus, there is no one as leet as Queen Clarice, our savior.) If you want to raise your leet status, you can change both your lifestyle and frame of mind. Here’s how to change your lifestyle to reach maximum leetness:
-Ignore anyone who isn’t leet enough.
-Eat only food that is leet.
-Wear clothing that projects your leetness.
-Walk through the halls with a leet additude.
-Have a super leet necklace you wear and whenever some one is being not leet and rude, just wave your leet necklace in their faces and walk off.
-Flip your hair (or ponytail) in a super leet way.
Here’s how to change your mindset to reach maximum leetness:
-Think only leet thoughts
-Act on these leet thoughts
-Get yourself a leet radar
-Dream in leet
-BE LEETER
And that, my friends, is how to be leet.

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ZIPLOC Writers Needed

Are you a good writer? Or at least an okay one? If so, ZIPLOC is always looking for new article writers. Article writers create and produce short essays (less than 100 words) about leet lifestyle. Still interested? Great. After applying for a ZIPLOC writing position (anyone can join), a writer can email the given address (they will be given the address after they have reached out) with their new articles, which will be published. Guidelines for Articles: -Short (51-150 words) -Must be full sentences -Must be about leet and it's lifestyle -Must be appropriate Anyone who wants to become a ZIPLOC writer can comment with their first name, and they will receive response and an email address. *Note: all articles may be edited for grammar and spelling mistakes.

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Get Yourself a Leet Radar

Do you want to know who else is leet around you? Duh, of course you do. ‘Cause knowing who is and isn’t leet is super important in order for you, yourself, to be leet. If you want to know who’s less or more leet than you, simply purchase a leet radar. However, leet radars are really hard to find. So, here’s how to DIY your own. DIY LEET RADAR: Materials: -2 cups of self dignity -All of your leetness -A smidge of self pride -A single hair tie 1. Throw out your self dignity and self pride, because we won’t need those. 2. Charge your single hair tie with your leetness. You can do this by wearing it in your hair or on your wrist for a day of living the most leet possible. 3. Now, whenever you need a leet radar, take your hair tie and put it on your wrist. Wave your hand around the person who you are radaring. If you feel your leet radar charging (receiving more leetness), than this person is leet. If there is no charge, than this person is in fact not leet or not l...

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