Meet Our New Newser!!

Just like any collective, ZIPLOC needed someone to write for them. Specifically, a news reporter--or a newser if you will. This news reporter had to be many things: smart, dependable, and LEET. After a long search, which recruited a fellow ZIPLOC member, Rose R, to be ZIPLOC's *official* newser.

Rose gracefully swallows a raw oyster

on the Oregon coast.

Rose R is a loyal ZIPLOC member, actually one of the first. She enjoys dancing around in her pjs, singing Taylor Swift, and eating food--amongst other things. Her passions include: playing with her dog, Daisy, sitting naked on buckets, and shuffling through old photos.
She hasn't been writing for a long time, but will be gaining new experience through her internship as a newser. She hopes to make ZIPLOC proud! Oh, and she isn't pizzazy or zesty--simply interesting.

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The History of LEET

The word "Leet" is actually the french version of "lit", an english term referring to something gucci and bomb af. *A series of images demonstrating the evolution of "leet" in it's beginning stages.

Our Newest Writers

By: Rose Ramadan GUESS WHAT! ZIPLOC has two new writers, and we want you to meet them. Today there was a new quiz created by our second ever ZIPLOC writer--Annika T. Annika has been a leet member for roughly a week, and has the passion to write about fashion! No, her fashion articles have yet to come out. But her sense of style is leet as can be. Annika enjoys soccer and kale chips. If you want to read her articles, check in Tuesday to hear her leetest fashion tips and opinions. The second new ZIPLOC writer we have is Addi N--who’s birthday is coming up super soon! We’re super excited to celebrate her--in fact, she shares a birthday with Jimmy Fallon. Addi loves youtube and her dog, Aspen. In honor of Addi’s birthday, we’re also going to quick dip into Shane Dawson’s new video: a documentary about Jake Paul. Addi’s articles are soon to come about her thoughts/opinions about this. HAVE A GUCCI DAY!

Get Yourself a Leet Radar

Do you want to know who else is leet around you? Duh, of course you do. ‘Cause knowing who is and isn’t leet is super important in order for you, yourself, to be leet. If you want to know who’s less or more leet than you, simply purchase a leet radar. However, leet radars are really hard to find. So, here’s how to DIY your own. DIY LEET RADAR: Materials: -2 cups of self dignity -All of your leetness -A smidge of self pride -A single hair tie 1. Throw out your self dignity and self pride, because we won’t need those. 2. Charge your single hair tie with your leetness. You can do this by wearing it in your hair or on your wrist for a day of living the most leet possible. 3. Now, whenever you need a leet radar, take your hair tie and put it on your wrist. Wave your hand around the person who you are radaring. If you feel your leet radar charging (receiving more leetness), than this person is leet. If there is no charge, than this person is in fact not leet or not l...

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