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Being leet is a challenging feat, mainly because you have to be of so many different qualities. For example: vocabulary. In order to be leet, your use of words needs to be On. Point. Hence, there-forth, you. need. to. talk. good. And so, without further adu, the COMPLETE DICTIONARY OF LEETNESS:
Leet: The characteristic of being cool, savvy, awesomazing.
Lit: English, used to describe people that aren't quite leet enough.
AF: A somewhat softer version of "As *insert swear word here*
Awesomeamazing: The merging of the terms awesome and amazing.
Yassss: An shortened version of "yes, girl, work it." or an extreme version of "yes".
Bae: One's significant other.
Extra: When someone is trying to hard.
LMAO: A reaction to something really funny; "laughing my booty off."
KK: Okay.
Yolo: Take a risk, "you only live once"
Duckface: A face made for a selfie, often looked down upon.
Salty: A passive agressive attitude.
Hangry: When being hungry makes you angry.
Wig Snatched: When something is so crazy your (metaphorical) wig blows off.
OTP: When you support a couple, mainly fictional.
Bye Felicia: Goodbye to someone very unimportant. 


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